Well, I don’t really know where to start. I have been struggling over how to word this, what to say about myself, what not to say, worrying if the shit is even relevant, or does it even fucking matter at all? I mean, what can I say that’s positive about myself without sounding like a pompous ass? If I say negative things in an attempt at humor, I will be accused of self-deprecation. I’ve made it at least to the half-way point in life, and I’m still here, so that’s a plus. I love my kids more than anything, but I’m not a helicopter mom. Ain’t nobody got time for dat! So let’s just move on, shall we? Good. Great. Grand!